dutchster:

when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me

(via nixoncockery)

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

buttlicked:

follovved:

KNOCK KNOCK

WHOS THERE

LIL OLE’ LADY

LIL OLE’ LADY WHO

I DIDNT KNOW U COULD YODEL

(Source: straighthater, via smile-itwillbebetter)

senseidezzy:

Thinking about your crush like

image

(via smile-itwillbebetter)

(Source: deductives, via cumberpegg)

"But the only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability."

(Source: nortonings, via cumberpegg)

wittywallflower:

thisparadiseishell:

RADICAL

PARKOUR

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

(via cheetosgirls)