All-Time Favotire Movies: Spider-Man
The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
as i was walking home this group of eight year olds thought it would be funny if they all gave me the finger as i approached so i turned around and said “i’m telling your parents you did that” and they all simultaneously burst into tears and begged me not to tell on them.
im not ashamed to say it was the highlight of adult life.
oh my god I misread this as “eighty year olds”
When Michael was “dead” I cried
When Michael said “till death do us part” I cried
And when Nikita left and I saw Michael’s face I cried.
Basically Michael ruined my life tonight.
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